March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Mar 27th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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all the fggts are out on the golf course today
Mar 11th
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February 2012
4 posts
Feb 19th
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Feb 12th
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"Mr. Cody, there's an ass loada trees out here, I...
I think Ghetto Hikes just won at all of the tumblr. 
Feb 12th
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It's Gathy. With a "G".
Feb 11th
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January 2012
7 posts
Jan 28th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 8th
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December 2011
10 posts
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The Tops of 2011:
Sweet Baby Rays Spotted Cow Maybach music Annie Clark Television! (see: Community, Parks, Coug Town, Breaking Bad)  Felt-tipped penz Titties McDs Sonicare toothbrushes Elephants
Dec 31st
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Dec 24th
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Friends don't let friends call up the TaxiMex...
Buying frozen nuggs for l8er because Im an Xmas miracle. 
Dec 24th
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“I understand if some of you have previous engagements, because it is, after all,...”
– part of my friend’s christmas party invite (via supergalaxy).  Bringing my autographed copy of Powder !!!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Whad she order? BITCH FILLET???
Dec 19th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
11 posts
Nov 26th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 19th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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This bar is playing How High and I’m fug LOVIN’ IT. “I loves Ben Franklin gurl”
Nov 12th
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Nov 7th
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My DVR wants me to delete the series finale of Lost to make more room. And I just can’t have that. 
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 3rd
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Culvers' makes me sad
Nov 3rd
Halloween is titties.
Nov 1st
October 2011
3 posts
Oct 27th
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Oct 15th
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September 2011
4 posts
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Sep 26th
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yo quiero las papas
I want all of the papas. 
Sep 18th
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August 2011
11 posts
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Leslie: Well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it's gone and I hate everything.
Aug 28th
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You can get coffee at Subway?????????????????????
Aug 21st
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This neighborhood smells like all of the watermelon.
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th